Sunday, 31 May 2015

Tango blue raspberry chewy bonbons are actually just the bomb dignity

Fo' Sho'

Thursday, 28 May 2015

i walked to big asda yesterday with our steph
that from sharlston to walton to asda at durkar
then back to walton

i got a blister and i thought my feet were gonna drop off
then my knee started to ache
and i was just generally tired
but it was well nice
weather was good for it
it started raining when we got home

it waited for us to get home
it was so sweet

Tuesday, 26 May 2015

oooo and i made a shit ton of comic book confetti for our stephs wedding
it looks dead good!
funky fresh!
i think using the cutter gave me carpel tunnel though
my arms not been the same since
and the skin on my fingers is right tough now n all 

things i do for my darling sister
another thing I've done whilst radio silent was crafting
of course
i  made my mum a mothers day card and ash a i miss you card

because i can't be bothered to turn it the right way round because its 11 o'clock
i'll just tell you it says 'I miss you more than a squirrel misses its nuts after it buries then and forgets where' 
but obviously i put two R's in buries cause I'm a dickhead
but she didn't seem to notice i don't think

it was also my nephews birthday and chloes birthday while i've been blog free
and because I'm a master crafter i make my own wrapping paper
the top one with the cats was for chloes present
which was an ice watch
and the second one with all the love hearts on was for my nephew
he got the hobbit cause thats all he wanted (Y)
it was my brothers birthday as well after them twos and i bought him a mug that had Lionel on it and his hair was a rich tea biscuit and it said Lionel Richtea and i laughed a lot in TK Maxx so i had to buy him it

 another thing is that a girl i know from high school called leanne asked me to make her some wrapping paper
and she said she'd pay me to do it
so technically I'm a professional wrapping paper maker now but i don't wanna blow my own horn
she asked for a sheet with penguins and stars on
another with unicorns n that on
and then asked for another with birds on and one goat
which baffled me but who am i to question it
moneys money so i goated it up
I'm feeling pretty good about it really 
i mean my backs in bits but i feel happy and a little proud that i somehow turned a hobby into a money making scheme
granted I've only got one customer but better than making it for no reason

i need to design some for abbie and jordans birthday presents now
i also need to buy the presents...

Rob and James really left us to go to South Africa
We had a meal and a night out before they left
Which was nice
Got a bit drunk as to be expected 
They're gone for three months so I'm on my phone a lot less but in the house a lot more
But i think i've gotten used to it now
And James is on Facebook everyday so I still get to chat to em 
I agree, it's cheating but you try n tell them that

I've been to the cinema a bit recently
I've seen Spooks with the fit Jon Snow in
I thought the film was average 
But i'm not fussed for spy stuff
I obviously only went to see it cause of Kit Harrington
Same reason i put myself through Pompeii (the film, not the disaster)
He looked weird in skinny jeans

Errm I've seen Pitch Perfect 2 
Which was a laugh as expected
But i was Ser Grumps-a-lot that day so i bet i find it funnier when it comes out and i rewatch it

But the best film i've seen was Mad Max
It was crazy good
And mental
And insane
The whole thing just blew my mind and i just wanna watch it again and again and again
I went to see it with Jordan and I was a bit like meh when he suggested it but any excuse to hang with Jordan will do nicely
But i'm so freaking glad he did

Oooo also Game of Thrones, getting closer to the end of season five now :( 
Giddy for the finale though
Gonna be killer

Ermmm I watched Saw 5 at my sisters the other day and i realised that Luke from Gilmore Girls was in it!! Never noticed that before 

I watched a film called Afflicted on Netflix cause Dani told me it was garbage and she proper wasn't lying
About a poorly lad going on a world trip with his pal before he gets too ill to do it and turns into a vampire
Thats literally the whole story so don't bother watching it
Save yourself two hours of your life
i also assisted sam when he got a photography gig with kirklees college
he had to do four photos
this was in march 
and we've STILL not been paid
right friggin joke

but while i was at the huddersfield campus i came across these beauties! 
i wanted to steal them all but they told me i weren't allowed to

i loved it but it made me sad for not being clever enough to have taken science so i could have played with this stuff everyday :(

heres sam touching a skeletons bum

what have i done while I've been away…
other than watch gilmore girls of course

i went to a wedding!
chloes sisters wedding
which was lovely as expected

i got chocolate all over my dress and laddered my tights 
so you know it was a good night

ignoring my miserable face
i think i looked pretty smoking
its the hat mostly though
that hat is well nice

Friday, 22 May 2015

okay now i've finished Gilmore Girls i can find time for my blog again
its just that GG was such a huge dedication
seven series and all
so i had no time for anything else
and now I'm done
i will start to blog again
because my life is hollow and sad
and i need something to replace it 
and this is that something