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Tuesday, 5 August 2014

work has been a weird one today
to explain properly i will have to give a bit of a back story
here it is:

at the beginning of the year sometime
tracy who i work with 
went to see a medium called tracy poskitt 

to make it easier to follow tracy who i work with will be known as tracy and the medium will be known as poskitt
okay?
so tracy went to see poskitt and during her session, poskitt told tracy that she has a golden coil wrapped around her entire body which means that she has the gift 
poskitt said if tracy trained and learnt how to she could be a pretty awesome healer

poskitt also said that around easter time tracy will meet someone through work with auburn hair that will 'open up her chakras'
and tracy at this point obviously said her chakras haven't been opened in a long time if you know what i mean ;)
dutty cow

so easter came and went and me and tracy are waiting and waiting for this auburn haired person to come and open these spiritual chakras but she didn't come and cause it had been so long i was just over it and couldn't even remember

(now if you don't know what a chakra is, like i didn't until i literally just read up on it now, wikihow says this about them:

"According to Hindu and/or Buddhist belief, chakras are vast (yet confined) pools of energy in our bodies which govern our psychological qualities. There are said to be seven main chakras in all; four in our upper body, which govern our mental properties, and three in the LOWER BODY, which govern our instinctual properties. They are:

The Muladhara (root) CHAKRA. The Svadhisthana (sacral) chakra. The Manipura (solar plexus) chakra. The Anahata(heart) chakra. The Visuddhi (throat) chakra. The Ajna (third eye) chakra. The Sahasrara (crown) chakra.
According to Buddhist/Hindu teaching all of the chakras should contribute to a human's well-being. Our instincts would join forces with our feelings and thinking. Some of our chakras are usually not open all the way (meaning, they operate just like when you were born), but some are over-active, or even near closed. If the chakras are not balanced, peace with the self cannot be achieved."

but today 
lisa (owner) is in the front shop catching up on paperwork cause she's just been on holiday for two week the jammy bugga
and me and tracy are in the back 
and we get a customer who needs some bits for her son who's just got a scholarship at qegs which is pretty darn impressive 

so we're having a laugh with her and such and she's going on about how his dad can pay for the rest of it and she only spent about 20 quid
if you knew qegs you would know this kids dad has got a lot to pay out now ha
and this customer, angela, says she's having a hot flush
now i chirp up and say tracy never shuts up about them and has them daily at the same time every morning and has to stand outside cause she can't handle it
and angela, who at this point was going to leave cause she'd bought her three items, came back in
and started telling tracy about some herbal remedy for hot flushes
and its these drops you put under your tongue and in about two weeks you stop having them as bad cause it calms and relaxes your body or sommet
so she said she was really into herbalism and stuff and then her son quite randomly mentioned that at a school his friend went to they have four houses and those houses have their own colour and the blazer has that colour on so i said it was like hogwarts with the houses
that's when angela said she wishes she'd have gone to hogwarts cause she's a witch
and i laughed
loudly
cause i thought she was having a laugh
turns out she wasn't and thats when she said it
'i'm a medium'
well

let me tell you
me and tracy have never got more excited ever!
so we got her background a bit and thats when tracy said she wanted angela to come upstairs cause we've been having a few problems with some spirits being a bit naughty and stuff
and angela said she'd be more than happy to just needed a wee first
which was soops awkward cause i'd already told her our only toilet was on the top floor so i totes lied to her and she totes knew it

anyway
so i called lisa and told her to lock the front shop and get over here cause she needed to know whats in her shop which i shouldn't have done really cause i had to stay downstairs and not get to hear any of the action!

getting bored of writing this now so I'm gonna wrap it up
she says that theres an old fashioned ish man with a cane or walking stick and his office was on the third floor and when lisa and tracy go up there they get a tight chest and hard of breathing and i just get really warm for a couple of seconds and apparently this gentleman doesn't like us going into his office
he also has a bad chest which is why lisa and tracy get a bad chest
before it was his office it was a house and that used to be the servants quarters bedroom and loads of them had to share and thats why i get so hot when i go to enter 
apparently the man said that lisa needs to sort her stock out and count it cause she won't even realise half the stuff she's got up there and she needs to sort her books out and loads of stuff about things this angela woman wouldn't know
she was new
we'd never met her before
oh and she also said that the taps keep getting turned on because the building used to be a loom mill perhaps and theres a few kids spirits in there too and they're just causing a bit of trouble to get attention and cause they're kids and they're bored
she recommend we leave them a ball or a balloon on a night so they've got something to do which i think is quite a lovely idea
apparently the man with the cane or stick isn't pleased we have carpet now cause it used to be laminate and he used to bang his stick down loudly to be heard and he can't do that now
erm
what else
oh me and tracy are going to church this weekend because angela is gonna be there and maybe tracy will get lucky and have her chakras opened finally ;) 
aye aye click click 

i'm sure theres more but i don't remember

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