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Thursday, 28 August 2014

gonna cry my eczema ridden eyes out if they don't come home </3

Monday, 18 August 2014


thank you dan dan <3

a while ago i posted that dan dan the super star was buying me and james presents cause we're lovely and such
and james' came ages ago
but we were waiting on mine and it was literally killing me and i couldn't handle it any longer
and i nearly got it out of james once but then i felt bad like i should wait and i did
i did so well

but anyway
james got a map of westeros which is crazy cool but i got two presents cause mine was cheaper and dan wanted to make the value even up
so mine are as follows: 

i love stuff like this
pen drawings on book pages are literally what i go crazy for
she knows me so well
but my main picture is just,
i mean, i love this one,
but my main one
oh em gee
i'm being super serial guys

its timmy b!!!
shit picture i admit
can't really appreciate the full amazingness of the work 
but
believe you me i'm in love
real love

Jordans birthday was on the 20th of june
and every year i get him the shittest presents known to man
cause I'm a terrible friend
and he always gets me killer presents
cause he's mint

so this year
cause i actually finally had money
i thought 'i'm gonna get him the best dang present i can possibly'

so i did a spot of research and came across this:
http://www.nerdist.com/2014/04/olly-moss-makes-game-of-thrones-adorable-in-new-prints/
and i thought
'oh em gee yes'

and decided to find some of these prints
then i bought him two

but they took like 2 freakin months to get here
but they finally arrived and i met up with him yesterday to give him them and then when he walked over to me i felt this massive grip round my heart when i realised i'd left them at home
cause i'm a terrible friend

photo evidence:


HEY YOU GUYSSSSSSSS
ROCKY ROAD
i've literally been home from work half hour
i already had tooth ache before opening my tea and now i'm dying
but satisfied
so bit of a win i guess
SOMETHING CAME AS A PART OF JAMES BIRTHDAY PRESENT TODAY BUT I CANT POST A PICTURE LIKE I USUALLY WOULD CAUSE HE READS THIS AND DECEMBER IS SO FAR AWAY ARGH

Saturday, 16 August 2014

i can smell my feet from here
its making me a bit uneasy

Thursday, 14 August 2014

went to see my brother today
i hung out at his for hours
it was ace

we're crazy alike and his kids are incredible and his bird wasn't there so it was literally just us two and we watched loads of crap on youtube and salad fingers has gotten weird and it was just nice

we even laugh the same

Wednesday, 13 August 2014


this was me for the majority of the day
watched aladdin
poor robin williams
paid for james' birthday present
messed about with my wix site



I have a day off
An actual day off where I don't have to work

What am I doing with this day I hear you ask?
Sweet f a
Obviously

I woke up about one ish after a super kick ass lie in
Then had ice cream and chocolate for breakfast
Then sorted out to have my parcel to be redelivered cause I slept through him knocking

And now its 14:13 and I have no idea what to do with my day
I could happily go back to sleep to be honest but I'd not sleep tonight and work would suck tomorrow

I need to sort james's birthday present out actually
I'll do that

Then sort out with Abbie and Chloe about Sunday 

And then maybe go into my office (spare bedroom) and do something that requires creativity til it's time for bake off







Might bath the dogs actually
They smell like they're dead even though they're very much alive
And I know this cause they never shut up chuffin barking

Tuesday, 12 August 2014

Friday, 8 August 2014

I was daft enough to say

'yeah course, nahh i didn't have any plans anyway'

to my boss last night when she asked if i wouldn't mind working again today so y'know
i worked on my day off today so tomorrow will be my 6th day of working in a row


cause i'm an idiot

but 
every cloud
because i bought this watch after work today


isn't that just the cutest thing you've ever seen?
the watch i mean
not me
aye aye click click

Tuesday, 5 August 2014

work has been a weird one today
to explain properly i will have to give a bit of a back story
here it is:

at the beginning of the year sometime
tracy who i work with 
went to see a medium called tracy poskitt 

to make it easier to follow tracy who i work with will be known as tracy and the medium will be known as poskitt
okay?
so tracy went to see poskitt and during her session, poskitt told tracy that she has a golden coil wrapped around her entire body which means that she has the gift 
poskitt said if tracy trained and learnt how to she could be a pretty awesome healer

poskitt also said that around easter time tracy will meet someone through work with auburn hair that will 'open up her chakras'
and tracy at this point obviously said her chakras haven't been opened in a long time if you know what i mean ;)
dutty cow

so easter came and went and me and tracy are waiting and waiting for this auburn haired person to come and open these spiritual chakras but she didn't come and cause it had been so long i was just over it and couldn't even remember

(now if you don't know what a chakra is, like i didn't until i literally just read up on it now, wikihow says this about them:

"According to Hindu and/or Buddhist belief, chakras are vast (yet confined) pools of energy in our bodies which govern our psychological qualities. There are said to be seven main chakras in all; four in our upper body, which govern our mental properties, and three in the LOWER BODY, which govern our instinctual properties. They are:

The Muladhara (root) CHAKRA. The Svadhisthana (sacral) chakra. The Manipura (solar plexus) chakra. The Anahata(heart) chakra. The Visuddhi (throat) chakra. The Ajna (third eye) chakra. The Sahasrara (crown) chakra.
According to Buddhist/Hindu teaching all of the chakras should contribute to a human's well-being. Our instincts would join forces with our feelings and thinking. Some of our chakras are usually not open all the way (meaning, they operate just like when you were born), but some are over-active, or even near closed. If the chakras are not balanced, peace with the self cannot be achieved."

but today 
lisa (owner) is in the front shop catching up on paperwork cause she's just been on holiday for two week the jammy bugga
and me and tracy are in the back 
and we get a customer who needs some bits for her son who's just got a scholarship at qegs which is pretty darn impressive 

so we're having a laugh with her and such and she's going on about how his dad can pay for the rest of it and she only spent about 20 quid
if you knew qegs you would know this kids dad has got a lot to pay out now ha
and this customer, angela, says she's having a hot flush
now i chirp up and say tracy never shuts up about them and has them daily at the same time every morning and has to stand outside cause she can't handle it
and angela, who at this point was going to leave cause she'd bought her three items, came back in
and started telling tracy about some herbal remedy for hot flushes
and its these drops you put under your tongue and in about two weeks you stop having them as bad cause it calms and relaxes your body or sommet
so she said she was really into herbalism and stuff and then her son quite randomly mentioned that at a school his friend went to they have four houses and those houses have their own colour and the blazer has that colour on so i said it was like hogwarts with the houses
that's when angela said she wishes she'd have gone to hogwarts cause she's a witch
and i laughed
loudly
cause i thought she was having a laugh
turns out she wasn't and thats when she said it
'i'm a medium'
well

let me tell you
me and tracy have never got more excited ever!
so we got her background a bit and thats when tracy said she wanted angela to come upstairs cause we've been having a few problems with some spirits being a bit naughty and stuff
and angela said she'd be more than happy to just needed a wee first
which was soops awkward cause i'd already told her our only toilet was on the top floor so i totes lied to her and she totes knew it

anyway
so i called lisa and told her to lock the front shop and get over here cause she needed to know whats in her shop which i shouldn't have done really cause i had to stay downstairs and not get to hear any of the action!

getting bored of writing this now so I'm gonna wrap it up
she says that theres an old fashioned ish man with a cane or walking stick and his office was on the third floor and when lisa and tracy go up there they get a tight chest and hard of breathing and i just get really warm for a couple of seconds and apparently this gentleman doesn't like us going into his office
he also has a bad chest which is why lisa and tracy get a bad chest
before it was his office it was a house and that used to be the servants quarters bedroom and loads of them had to share and thats why i get so hot when i go to enter 
apparently the man said that lisa needs to sort her stock out and count it cause she won't even realise half the stuff she's got up there and she needs to sort her books out and loads of stuff about things this angela woman wouldn't know
she was new
we'd never met her before
oh and she also said that the taps keep getting turned on because the building used to be a loom mill perhaps and theres a few kids spirits in there too and they're just causing a bit of trouble to get attention and cause they're kids and they're bored
she recommend we leave them a ball or a balloon on a night so they've got something to do which i think is quite a lovely idea
apparently the man with the cane or stick isn't pleased we have carpet now cause it used to be laminate and he used to bang his stick down loudly to be heard and he can't do that now
erm
what else
oh me and tracy are going to church this weekend because angela is gonna be there and maybe tracy will get lucky and have her chakras opened finally ;) 
aye aye click click 

i'm sure theres more but i don't remember

Sunday, 3 August 2014

not had this many page views in a while

maybe i should put pictures of my legs on more often.. ;)

So you know on wednesday when i was in the car accident
just a little bump really

and i said that i had a bruised leg and a big ass lump on it

well
the lump was crazy prominent
like, you could see it through my jeans it was that big
but it was really annoying cause if i sat down it killed
or if i touched it
or when i pulled my jeans on and whilst wearing them

really painful 
but i didn't have a bruise

it was obviously bruised but it hadn't gone purple, yellow, blue or green
and i was a bit disappointed cause thats really what i wanted from this

but every day since i've started getting a bruise
and it was tiny the first day
then it got bigger and bigger
and now the lump is not as rock hard anymore but still there a bit

but my fucking bruise
it's crazy big now!
i somehow managed to twist my body like i was playing twister on my bed this morning and took a picture
had to be so close up because if not you'd see my bum and erm no
and the thumb had to be included for scale cause the bruise on its own just wasn't good enough



how proper disgusting is that!!

Friday, 1 August 2014

I'm baby sitting my niece and nephew
And they were put to bed before my brother n his bird left
And Isla usually cries a few times cause she's dropped her dummy
Dylan usually shouts me up a lot to talk dinosaurs or to ask to watch another dvd

At one point I thought Isla was crying so I went upstairs to take her bottle off her and put her dummy in and it wasn't even Isla it was Boo from Monsters Inc crying on Dylans dvd

Proper threw me!

Then Dylan called me into his room and we spoke of cats and how much we both lurve sleep and such.



Neither of them have made another peep really
Crazy good tonight these two

Not used to it

Whats better is I get to watch The Lego Movie and Bad Grandpa and eat whatever food I want 
Which involves half a big bar of mint aero and a packet of McCoys bacon crisps. 



I'm so tired I might fall asleep before they get back 
They left around 7 and its 10 past 10 now

They said they won't be back late!!
I'M WORKING IN THE MORNING DON'T CHA KNOW!
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN YOU'RE PART OF A TEAM!
I was in my first car accident on wednesday!! 
Finally tick that off me bucket list!

James' car, Brooke, is a bit poorly but we're all fine and such
Here's a bad photo of James and Brooke post crash

Dani has a bruised shoulder from her seatbelt 
I have a bruised leg which also has a HUGE lump on it
And James
Well James has a bruised thumb nail. 

Sigh.

The other car, you know, the one we hit, has been wrote off
And they said they were more worse off than we are,
But I dunno about the authenticity of that statement.

Not much else to say really, all pretty tame